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I'm Getting Married At...

Journal Entry: Sat Aug 16, 2008, 10:14 PM
  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: TDK Original Soundtrack
  • Reading: A story I'm writing :3
  • Playing: with peoples' minds
The Marriage Age Test

Put an x in every box that applies to you
then add them up, and thats your age!

[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar
[ ] You own more than one credit card
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car
[x] You've done your own laundry (I do all of my laundry. X3)
[ ] You vote in every election
[x] You can cook for yourself (I love to cook! 8D)
[ ] You think politics are exciting (Oh yes. Absolutely thrilling. :|)
XD

TOTAL SO FAR: 4


[ ] You show up for work late a lot (Oh I hate being late. D: )
[x] You always carry a pen in your bag/purse/pocket (I actually throw my hair up in a bun and stick two pencils/ pens through it. :lol: )
[ ] You've never gotten detention (Once or twice... >.>;;; )
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday at least once
[x] You like to take walks by yourself (Definitely!)
[x ] You know what credibility means, without looking it up
[ ] You drink caffeine at least once a week (I have no need to, because it effects me in no way whatsoever. o__o)

TOTAL SO FAR: 7


[x] You know how to do the dishes (I do the dishes every day. XD)
[x] You can count to 10 in another language (English, Spanish, French!)
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you do it (That depends on what it is. XD)
[x] You can mow the lawn
[x] You study when you have to (I always study; for crying out loud, you have to to keep up with the work! DX)
[x] You have hand washed a car before (Oh yes. X3)

TOTAL SO FAR: 12


[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up (Uhh... okaaay... :XD: )
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out
[ ] The first thing you do when you wake up is get caffeine
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need
[x] You understand political jokes the first time they are said (Most often. :shrug: )
[x] You can type pretty quick

TOTAL SO FAR: 15


[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment (Does school count? XD)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party
[x] You have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay
[x] You have been to the beach
[x] You use the internet every day
[x] You have been outside of the /state/ 3 or more times
[x] You make your own bed every morning

GRAND TOTAL: 20

UGH NOOOOOO!!! I'm too young to be married at 20! I have to go to Vegas and blow it all first! :XD:

Jk. But I really will not get married at that age. :| Just no.
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Today I had my first SAT Prep class. 4 frigin' hours, baby. 4 hours of test on a Saturday. :XD: I have it again tomorrow, but only for 2 hours. :phew:
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Anyway, I gotta go get a load of laundry outta the dryer. X3

Good night. cB

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 14
  • Current Residence: Gotham City XDD;
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: Medium
  • Print preference: Pardon moi?
  • Interests: Dog Showing, animals, horseback riding, the arts, language, different countries, movies
  • Favourite movie: The Dark Knight
  • Favourite band or musician: There are too many!
  • Favourite genre of music: A little bit of everything, actually.
  • Favourite artist: Lee J. Ames, my friends <3
  • Favourite poet or writer: Edgar Allen Poe and Dr. Suess
  • Favourite style of art: Traditional and digital art
  • Operating System: What I like to call a brain
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod Nano, 3rd gen.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Random. It depends.
  • Skin of choice: Yours >8D
  • Favourite game: Okami, Gun, Halo (doesn't matter which), Dog's Life
  • Favourite gaming platform: Playstation 2 and Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Too many!
  • Personal Quote: "Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you stranger."
  • Tools of the Trade: Prismacolor pencils, Derwent pencils, tablet, Photoshop

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~ElvorsOasis:iconElvorsOasis: 5 hours 27 minutes ago
If I recall correctly, I snuck it off from the black market.
~FlareWolf:iconFlareWolf: 10 hours 39 minutes ago
:iconbotherplz:

do you take requests or do art trades?!

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He came into my room one night... :paranoid:
he searched my body...
he licked it...
sucked...
then swallowed..
and then he left..
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THAT FUCKING MISQUETO!!! :pissed:
~bad-joke:iconbad-joke: 21 hours 40 minutes ago Mood: Pride
hey court its wyatt i joind =)
~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 1 day 1 hour ago
You're welcome! :D

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 1 day 1 hour ago
Ah, quite the expensive price there, if I may say so.

Where might have you purchased this exquisite beverage?

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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Icon by *Junryou-na-Kokoro!
~ElvorsOasis:iconElvorsOasis: 1 day 5 hours ago
And I shall pour this fine tea I bought at fifteen dollars a pound.
~suit-of-nine:iconsuit-of-nine: 1 day 5 hours ago
Thx for the fave! :dance:

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the people in whose heart is my law;
fear not the reproach of man,
nor be dismayed at their revilings."
~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 1 day 18 hours ago
You're welcome! :)

And thank you so much! :aww:

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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~photonerd16:iconphotonerd16: 2 days 6 hours ago Mood: Joy
Thanx for the fave! nice gallery by the way

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~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 2 days 13 hours ago
You're very welcome! :aww:

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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Icon by *Junryou-na-Kokoro!
~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 2 days 13 hours ago
You're welcome! :aww:

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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Icon by *Junryou-na-Kokoro!
~silenceofdark:iconsilenceofdark: 2 days 14 hours ago
Thanks for the fav! ^^

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~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 2 days 14 hours ago
You're very welcome! :hug:

Hahaha, thanks! :lmao:

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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~GreenFaerie13:iconGreenFaerie13: 3 days 3 hours ago
thank you so so much :D
you have an amazing aflac duck
ahaha

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~VincerePhotography:iconVincerePhotography: 3 days 10 hours ago
Thanks for the fave :)

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~NikoH:iconNikoH: 3 days 13 hours ago
great!

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"The younger, the better, thats how loli works XD"
~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 3 days 15 hours ago
No problem! I definitely will do that! :nod:

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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Icon by *Junryou-na-Kokoro!
~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 3 days 15 hours ago
You're welcome! :hug:

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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Icon by *Junryou-na-Kokoro!
~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 3 days 15 hours ago
:giggle: You're very welcome! You have some amazing photography! :wow:

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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Icon by *Junryou-na-Kokoro!
~GreenFaerie13:iconGreenFaerie13: 3 days 16 hours ago
oh my god, thank you for all the favorites!

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What you don't understand, you can make mean anything.
~NikoH:iconNikoH: 3 days 16 hours ago
Thanks for faving the bleach meme! if you do it, please, note me when you have it done!

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"The younger, the better, thats how loli works XD"
~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 3 days 17 hours ago
Oh, certainly!

I shall retrieve the fine porcelain. :iconbritishplz:

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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Icon by *Junryou-na-Kokoro!
~Fates-Broken-Wings:iconFates-Broken-Wings: 3 days 17 hours ago
You're welcome! :)

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"Madness, as you already know, is like gravity; all it takes is a little push!"

“No, no… My job was to kill the bus driver.”

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Icon by *Junryou-na-Kokoro!
=Mujaki-Na-Lolita:iconMujaki-Na-Lolita: 4 days 47 minutes ago
Thanks for the :+fav:

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No matter what language or gender
<3
~ElvorsOasis:iconElvorsOasis: 4 days 4 hours ago
No we haven't. D:

Shall we chitchat over some fine tea and crumpets?